Tuesday, November 30, 2004

Save the green whale stranded with no peace

No, I'm not a whacko tree hugger, but whale strandings make me sad. Scientists know what some of the causes are for it, but capitalistic endeavors preclude life.

Monday, November 29, 2004

Voting and reproduction

How birthrates color the electoral map
The Baby Gap: Explaining Red and Blue

by Steve Sailer
The American Conservative, December 20, 2004


I was gonna say that I'ma gonna break down and move to a red state, even though I generally lean toward blue state ideals, but I already live in a fucking red state. WTF??? Where's mine?

Friday, November 19, 2004

Serena: too nancy to be a boy, too studly to be a girl

Give it a rest, Serena.

You are a tennis player. You only think you're a fashion maven.

Did you hope that the exposed nips would lend you additional (un)coverage, you needy attention-seeking freak?

I'm not alone in my reaction. Here is a rather entertaining foray into the world of Serena's tits, nips, and areolae, from which I must borrow this ditty:

Serena: You know Venus, I think dad is giving us hormones or something.
Venus: Why do you say that?
Serena: I'm growing hair in places where I shouldn't have hair!
Venus: Like where?
Serena: My balls...

Doesn't she look more like a t-girl than anything else? And I don't mean tennis-girl.

"Rupaul makes a more convincing chick," a basher notes. I'll add, "even in fucking wax, dude!"

(In the interest of fair and balanced reporting, I need to include another WTA player particularly deserving of the description t-girl, or perhaps more like l-boy. She's butch. She's earned it. She's proud.)

With my extensive and exhaustive research for this piece (as it should be elevated well beyond mere 'post' status), I find that Serena has done the 'oh so sexy and sheer' thing before. She likey showy titties. I'm sure she'll do it again. She is enamored with herself.

To Serena, I cry, "For the love all that is sacred, you are a tennis player AND a Jehovah's Witness! Remember from whence thee came, ho."

Encouraging to me, at least something of her upbringing remains. She portrays pure and pious with aplomb, keeping her religious roots fresh indeed. In fact, she herself states, "We don't believe in dating unless you're ready to get married. I've never dated anybody. It's good to get experience under your belt but you should never get wild or go crazy. That's how I look at it. If I can't see myself with this person for life - I can't be bothered. I can't waste my time. I have some really good men friends but I believe in no sex before marriage. No fornicating." The vision of chastity, she certainly sounds like she has all her priorities straight.

However, I must plead, "Lindsey, you're #1 again and at the top of your game. Please don't retire. Women's tennis needs your wise, gentle repose. Tennis can't bear to lose both you and Todd in the same year."

Wednesday, November 17, 2004

Nips & sips for your furbabies!

How many of you are doing this already? Or do you aspire to it? She can't be the first.

Mom Breastfeeds Puppy to Protect Baby

Now I realize why my teats wouldn't shut off for a couple years after I stopped pumping for my son. I wasn't supposed to make another kid, silly, I really was supposed to get a puppy!

Monday, November 15, 2004

One Hit Wonders

Wow, this was fun!

Saturday, November 13, 2004

More from the files of Yahoo

Sometimes politics just astound me....

Fla. Decides Council Race by a Coin Toss

This just made my day

I had the J.Lo bottom well before it was cool. Now I probably have a couple of them, cumulatively. Seems that department stores are finally catching up.

Big-Bottomed Mannequins Boost Profile in New York

Tuesday, November 09, 2004

I'm warning you...

get the fuck out of my medicine cabinet!

Druggists refuse to give out pill

The idea that pharmacists can actually pick and choose about dispensing prescriptions is scary indeed. Who made them god?

It is infuriating to have people like that in power over women's reproductive choices. Thing is, people like me were on bcp's for endometriosis, pain, and ovarian cysts, not birth control! Problem is, women's reproductive health isn't catered to by insurance, bcp's not being covered. So it isn't just the pharmacists deciding for us; it is the insurance companies, too. Further, bcp's aren't covered, but viagra is. Go figure.

For the religious right, it is a Madonna-whore situation, even if (hehe) fundamentalists aren't generally the Madonna worshippers. (Okay, I'll leave the Catholics out of this one.) They seem to think that their will imposed upon us will change us from being whores back into being Madonnas.

Hmmmm, pharmacists must be using an awful lot of those mind altering drugs they are dispensing.