I'm not much for Xmas. I got out a Santa Claus snow globe as a decoration, so I'm not a complete Scrooge.
But I just found a site that makes it all better now: The 12 STIs of Chirstmas, which you should consider playing in private, i.e. not at work or around people lacking in senses of humor.
Remember, I'm affected, so I laugh at all but the very last line, b/c that part just ain't true.