I've been talking to my friend, Richard, a lot lately. We'll go through spells where we talk once a month, but we've been talking/emailing a few times a week for a while. It is perfect having a guy friend as a sounding board, especially one who knows you so well and loves you so much.
I'd told him about the hair.piece last week and he was rather incredulous. Richard has a receding hairline and doesn't exactly have black-guy-bald going on, but it is clipped very short so you just barely see the outline of his hair. I envy his confidence about everything and he just takes it all in stride. He makes me laugh, too, and that is so sexy.
When I complained yesterday about how hard it is to kiss a guy whilst avoiding the third party, that I am all over the whole head gripping, petting, stroking, and grabbing for all a passionate kiss is worth, he replied heartily with a laugh, "It's been a while, but oh I remember it quite well, Honey."
I am shocked at the passion Ted elicits from me, that I do want to grab him that way.
So I thought of a great line for today. I do not think I have the nerve to use it, but it's an ace up my sleeve as I contemplate.
"I've never fucked a guy wearing a hair.piece before. I'd like to keep it that way."
Richard said he'd be ripping the sucker off.
It gives Ted a choice, but it boarders on ultimatum as well. I'm curious how Ted would take it, as he is the sensitive sort as much as he would not want to admit it. I don't know how long he's worn the thing, if he might have plug scarring or something, and I figure it probably looks funny naked with all the longer hair around the sides. I think it is dyed to match the top. Oh, yeah, dyed male hair is just one more thing I am loathe to see. How on Earth could I get him to lose the top and naturalize the sides? This project feels daunting.
If I had my druthers, I'd probably prefer the bald or close to bald look like Richard.
On the flip side, I wonder, "Who am I to say?" However, if I don't say, then, "Who am I to stick around and feel uncomfortable?" And, goodness, wouldn't it be stupid to waste a relationship over a squirrely slab of acrylic?
4 comments:
Squirrely slab of acrylic?!
I love it!
Not the slab. The description.
I also see your DNA. Looks great. I wished mine worked in the sidebar.
I wonder if he has considered hairplugs? Maybe nobody has ever told him how fake the rug looks.
You didn't ask for advice from the Peanut Gallery. So, I mention this:
A) acknowledging that we are both fully aware of the unsolicited nature of my opinion,
B) accepting in advance any "Expletive Deletives" (#*** @**!) you choose to level in my direction.
because I'm so thrilled I can't help it. ;)
Finally! A REAL man in your life, and he's flipping your skirt (at least a little, right?).
$1,000 says he wants you (and on some level you know that)! So, the question is whether or not he's worth a bit of effort. ;) Have you ever sport-fished, Cricket? This guy is like the king of the sea. You deserve someone worthy of you.
~bcc
Although it is my usual MO, bcc, you sure are able to see beyond the cosmetic.
The man is my equal in being a PITA, except he is a man, so he is, of course, much worse.
I'll see where it goes, unloading here when I need and hopefully highlighting some good along the way, too.
Thanks.
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