Monday, July 14, 2008

STD testing

Oh, some of my readers will understand the irony.

She wants a page of cleanness via STD testing.

Funny, too, because we've already slept together.

Of course I already have plenty to say on the subject and have been very open, but that isn't enough. She wants a page of reports.

So, those of you who are single - have you had to provide a report before? If so, has it been after you've already been together?

Apparently, her ex's take on it was to not play along and Lizzie took that to mean she has something to hide. I think with my confessions to her, it is pretty damn evident that I have fessed up and fessed up good. I don't have anything to hide, but I don't like being told I need to run off to the doctor. My OB doesn't take insurance, so an office visit would cost $100? 200?

Anyway, I understand, then I don't understand.

6 comments:

NoRegrets said...

Odd odd. But semi understandable. A freak out moment on her part.
Can you ask her to pay for the testing? Likely not... hmm... any free clinics around?

Gianna said...

go to Planned Parenthood...it's all sliding scale...

I think it's fair enough...

My husband and I did it when we stopped using condoms. (when we were dating)

I would ask for her STD reports too!

Aunt Becky said...

I've never had to provide a report before.

evil-e said...

I have before mainly because I wanted to see hers....I was a clean boy for four years, wandering through the desert so me and Renee decided not to go with papers

Gianna said...

we just did it because we cared about each other and wanted to stop using condoms...it wasn't something we held over each others heads...it just seemed sensible...I was more worried about myself than my husband and wanted to keep him safe.

Well-heeled mom said...

A bit after the fact, but still good info to have, since she seems to be looking long term......