Oh, some of my readers will understand the irony.
She wants a page of cleanness via STD testing.
Funny, too, because we've already slept together.
Of course I already have plenty to say on the subject and have been very open, but that isn't enough. She wants a page of reports.
So, those of you who are single - have you had to provide a report before? If so, has it been after you've already been together?
Apparently, her ex's take on it was to not play along and Lizzie took that to mean she has something to hide. I think with my confessions to her, it is pretty damn evident that I have fessed up and fessed up good. I don't have anything to hide, but I don't like being told I need to run off to the doctor. My OB doesn't take insurance, so an office visit would cost $100? 200?
Anyway, I understand, then I don't understand.