In 16 hours, the limit of my counter's cache, I got 14 hits plus, below, for my post Tits, hooters, boobs, boulders, melons, breasts, and ice cream cones yesterday. I have been floored at the response, particularly b/c half are actually people seeking real information, not wanting descriptions of boobies.
I feel even more redeemed for having revealed myself that way with the post. B/c these people actually have the proper wording down, they are leaps and bounds ahead of me and I would love to learn off of their experiences. And there are just as many people searching every single day. This is a very common concern, I am learning.
On the personal front, I mentioned to P that I think fixing my breasts would be covered by insurance and you'd have thought I'd killed his cat with the look on his face - jaw-dropping sadness and shock. He begged me to please, please, please not mess with the breasts.
I am taking his concerns under advisement.
In order of hits, not relevance (!), following are the yesterday's hits and their rank within the search engine for that search.
#1.....Tell your boobs to quite staring at my eyes
#3.....liz clayman boobs
#1.....bilateral asymmetry breast milk production
#7.....top 10 solution for bigger breasts
#6.....hypoplastic tubular breasts
#30.....growing bigger boobs younger sister
#570 (talk about persistent!).....breasts breastfeeding techniques
#2.....Breast Deformities Tubular
#5.....tuberous puffy shape
#20.....tuberous breast deformity
#1.....pancake boobs national geographic
My only surprise is that none yesterday came seeking accessory, flattened, or inverted nipples. They get attention many other days. Can't forget the nips.
PS - These are from overnight and through the day, just those that pertain directly:
wrinkly old tits
hypoplastic tubular breasts reconstructed
tubular hypoplastic breasts
hypoplastic tubular breast
ice cream boobs
abnormal breasts hypoplastic
cone puffy nips
Breast Symmetry (Tuberous)
i have awful breasts
Obviously this is an issue to lots of people. Why don't we hear about it more in this our perfect society? There is a hierarchy of acceptability when it comes to birth defects and wonky breasts rank low in acceptance. If knowlege is power, those with tubular breasts feel powerless, b/c knowledge sure is difficult to come by.
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