I'm an oxymoron: a libidinous, infertile mom
You bad girl!I bought some stocking-stuffer candy, mostly not stuff I'm interested in (gummi bears...a Ring Pop...)—and hid it in my sock drawer. Which is not where I head when I feel like noshing on something.Of course, I also have toffee popcorn and Trader Joe's chocolate truffles in the kitchen to distract me from the Ring Pop. Yep, bad girls everywhere.
I have stolen a bag of Palmers Peanut Butter bells from Santa's stocking stash.
That's why I like alcohol for the non-minor stocking stuffers.
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