What a way to cap a lovely day!
We have a couple busy days ahead and I'm trying to catch up for our previous couple of busy days, too.
Laundry.
Do you see where this is going?
Dateline: Mother's Day on Sunday
Location: Mexican Restaurant
Items: Red and Green Crayons provided to occupy children
Fucking items fucking children hoard away and stick in their fucking pockets. Fucking Mex.ican flag design.
I did only have 4 pairs of pants. My jeans were taken out by brown last week, but I am not retiring them.
My gray slacks and cotton railroad pants were taken out by the obvious green and red crayon melts, as were 2 of my 3 (all I got, folks) towels. I have to retire them, b/c they appear to in a perpetual menstrual state now.
I wailed without tears.
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