There was a massacre here yesterday. It occurred in the shower with an almost new razor. The razor won and left vile carnage so gross that it made my son pale. It was so copious that I had to use up all our large bandages, applying them in the hopes of not hitting additional razor burns near the more significant ones.
My only hope for social decency was to wear socks pulled all the way up and the only way for the socks to not display the bloodbath was to apply many Band-Aids, which thankfully covered most of them.
Today they itch, but I fear messing with the bandages, so I am spraying my ever loving Bactine where I can.
I won't be able to shave for a week, but I don't really worry about anyone wanting to come close to me with these horrific lesions on my shin. I threw away all of that brand of razors and purchased new for next time. (The thought of trying again makes me squeamish!) One can only hope that $7 more dollars will not be wasted.
Why is it that I can groove with one razor for months on end, then the next peels me like a carrot and they all come from the same package?
Yes, laugh at my expense.
PS - That's Sylv'ie's milk tab. Of course it's in the bathroom.