A Kiss to Build a Dream On
"There was a spontaneous combustion of love," said boxing promoter Don King.
King was commenting on the wedding kiss Donald Trump planted on his new wife, Slovenian model Melania Knauss.
"It was very romantic, and it was a long one," [Kathy, mother of Paris] Hilton said.
For more on (I pledge not to use snarky adjectives) American royalty, see Trump Marries Model in Glamorous Ceremony .
For more on American reactions to American pseudo-royalty, check out Zach.