Thursday, February 14, 2008

Almost Thongue-tied Thursday: Baby, It's Cold

Online Dating Helping Pathetic Women Get Their Hopes Crushed More Efficiently

Websites like allow sad, lonely women all over the country to invite pain and rejection into their lives with just a few clicks of the mouse.

Choice quotes:
With online dating, women can "destroy one's self esteem as easy as a click of a mouse."

It "occupies woman's attention to distract her from killing herself."

Choice pick:
If she's really lucky, she can meet this douche and have it forced upon her how wonderful he is.

You go, girl! Go! Go! Go!


Aunt Becky said...

Dude, I want to date that douche-bag. What an ass!

Anonymous said...

I cringed throughout that whole onion video while laughing really hard too. Being single and looking doesn't seem that far away in the past and I always thought myself the pathetic fat chick. Still do sometimes! Ouch.

Anonymous said...

Yes, it can be hard.
But, I went on
I met 9 men in public, dated 3 of them for a month or so, not at the same time. One was a pig, the next was a nice guy who just could not have a monogamous relationship and he told me after 6 weeks, we are still friends.
The 3rd one I am engaged to. He is a sweetheart of a guy, a gentleman.
You have to go through alot of stuff, not get all hung up on the idiots and be patient.
It does happen.

Cricket said...

becky, that guy is everywhere and has message boards rocking.

gianna, it was meant to be close to home for me. It is upsetting.

melissa, I am happy for you. When I was involved, I'd have said the same thing!

Anonymous said...

I love the onion. They always tell the truth....or a certain version of it. ;-)

dawn224 said...

wow. total douche, but funny to read and know that any woman who g00gles him could find that :)

Anonymous said...

You do know that you are beautiful, don't you?

Anonymous said...

Unfortunately, you can also found real douche bag like that in real life.